The craft, children, and a guy who should have known better.


Okay, so I came to learn the hard way that children and paint are not good bedfellows when it comes to writing. You may already know this; you may already have come to terms with the idea that the craft must be committed with four walls (or a peaceful distance) separating the two.

Ordinarily I write by night, usually after my daughter is in bed and my partner has gone to work. At this point, I usually turn the idiot box off and settle into a comfortable, undisturbed, flow. It’s been a routine that has worked for me for years now, and I've been happy with it. As long as I can punch out half a short story and add two thousand or more words to the current novella I am working on, I am happy.

But today was not one of those days.

At nine-thirty, I had close to two hundred handwritten pages. Each neatly bound and filed. By nine-thirty-two, I had roughly one hundred and ninety-one. What happened to the other eight pages? Well, those pages now belonged to my daughter. She had liberated those eight pages for herself, scrawled on each of those goddamn pages with paint and crayon and whatever else she could find, and then, somewhat happily, pinned each to the fridge door as if to torment me just that little bit more.

I was a broken man.

I could have cried.

In fact, the only thing stopping me breaking down like an overgrown, petulant, teenager was the fact that beneath the random images my daughter had drawn were the words LOVE YOU DADDY in script only the parent of a five year old could read.

Somehow, that made it all right. And that’s the reason those pages still hang there even now; bleeding a sorry mix of colours onto my brand new, chrome, fridge freezer.


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